In news that will send shockwaves across the world and make you question the very meaning of life, Wax Dummy Max Drummey has reportedly admitted that his 91-day long marriage to Peaches Geldof was nothing more than a PUBLICITY STUNT. Shut up, no way, get out out of town etc, etc...

American-born Max Drummey, from the band Chester French, was reportedly overheard telling friends in London last night:

It was totally a publicity stunt. 100 per cent. I have her [Peaches] on retainer!

She is on my personal payroll. She's my friend for money.

What other reason is there?

She also orchestrates publicity stunts for me. I've garnered so much amazing publicity from awesome-people.

We just don't know who to trust or what to believe anymore. How do we even know he actually said this and that it's not just another publicity stunt based on a publicity stunt? And do we care?

Meanwhile, the guitarist continued talking to contribute his opinion on the Chris Brown and Rihanna allegations:

We're guys who have been hurt by women and I'm glad people like Chris Brown are finally taking it back and hurting women.

Is it possible to dislike him even more than Peaches??