Stop right now (please!)
Mon, 22/06/2009 - 16:02 by HM writer

Although this was probably Mel B's attempt at 'sexy', we can't find anything remotely erotic about these pictures and would rather look at Jordan's sandpaper stomach attempting to smile again than flick through these... More pics after the jump!

Mel B and husband Stephen Belafonte were at the wrap party for her appearance in the Las Vegas Peep Show, where she cavorted around on stage showing off her six pack.

But as her stint in the cabaret-style strip show is now over, she may be contemplating a career as a body builder next...

The former Scary Spice had said about her performance:

I'm scantily clad, but in a classy way.

Hmm, yes classy, that was just the word we were searching for...

  • Hideous, loud, northern minger who according to the pictures is fucking Al Murray

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 16:50
  • Hideous, loud, northern minger who according to the pictures is fucking Al Murray

    dickmarsh Mon, 22/06/2009 - 16:50

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