
Off The Ball
Tue, 02/06/2009 - 08:30 by Mr. HMThe Sun claims he only learned of the extra 40 dates on the news... The nutbag said:
"Thank you for your love and support, I want you guys to know I love you very much.
"I don't know how I'm going to do 50 shows. I'm not a big eater - I need to put some weight on.
"I'm really angry with them booking me up to do 50 shows. I only wanted to do 10, and take the tour around the world to other cities, not 50 in one place.
"I went to bed knowing I sold ten dates, and woke up to the news I was booked to do 50."
Now bear in mind that he's already postponed four of the first ten dates, meaning if he'd had his way he'd be doing less than a week's worth.
The more I hear about this, the more I'm convinced it is going to be a disaster. An expensive disaster full of ace magic tricks but a disaster nonetheless.
What do you reckon? Thriller or Vanilla?
Oy! Follow us on twitter
24,801 already do
Have a look at our different twitter feeds
Article Timeline
-
Keira Knightley gets sick of own last name, agrees to marry Klaxons'...
25/05/2012 - 16:41
-
Bill Murray's in Hyde Park on Hudson, but what are his five worst...
25/05/2012 - 15:18
-
Alex Reid issues semi-literate statement to press, attempts sarcasm, fails...
25/05/2012 - 12:42
-
Nicole Kidman urinates on Zac Efron. We have pictures…
25/05/2012 - 12:07
-
Huge amfAR gallery: Jessie J, Alec Baldwin, Kylie, Paris Hilton and more...
25/05/2012 - 11:37
-
X Factor USA auditions start, Britney's laughing face ruins the day...
25/05/2012 - 11:16
-
Britney's X Factor rider not as insane as you'd think, not a...
25/05/2012 - 11:07
-
Watch Kylie's new video for Timebomb and try to work out what'...
25/05/2012 - 10:37
-
London Last Night pics: The Saturdays get drunk, Carol Vorderman gets...
25/05/2012 - 10:36
-
First pictures from inside the new Big Brother House
25/05/2012 - 00:22
- More Articles
- <span class="pager-text">next</span>
Comments
If it's any consolation - I would be willing to step in and play the other dates at the O2 for him instead - subject to contract of course. Michael's people - If you'd like to discuss this further - you know my number. I've done Whitesnake and Spandau Ballet on the karaoke last week so you currently find me in a rich vein of form. "This is the song for Liiiiittle Jo -She's not the girl I uuuused to knowwww" *spins round*
Do you remember the times??? errrr yes, I actually do. You were talented then,now you're a freak, go away with your suspiciously brown wrinkly fingers.
Susan Boyle is booked as the support act - I don't know who's propping up who.
He's a fucking joke
He's a fucking joke
Susan Boyle is booked as the support act - I don't know who's propping up who.
Do you remember the times??? errrr yes, I actually do. You were talented then,now you're a freak, go away with your suspiciously brown wrinkly fingers.
If it's any consolation - I would be willing to step in and play the other dates at the O2 for him instead - subject to contract of course. Michael's people - If you'd like to discuss this further - you know my number. I've done Whitesnake and Spandau Ballet on the karaoke last week so you currently find me in a rich vein of form. "This is the song for Liiiiittle Jo -She's not the girl I uuuused to knowwww" *spins round*