MIchael Jackson not the father of his children

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The Girl Isn't Mine
Tue, 30/06/2009 - 15:44 by Mr. HM
TMZ are reporting that neither Michael Jackson or Debbie Rowe were the biological parents of their two children.

They also say that Michael Jackson was not the biological father of any of his children. All three children were conceived in a petri dish.

According to them Michael was not the sperm donor for any of his kids and Debbie's eggs were not used - perhaps explaining the strange interview given at the weekend where she appeared to be pretty nonchalant regarding the children's future.

The surrogate mother to Blanket, Michael's third child, was never told of the identity of the "receiving parent" and that he was whisked away by management 3 days after he was born.

Debbie Rowe could still claim some parental rights over the children in a custody battle though - she was married to Jackson at the time.

That just leaves the mystery identity of the father. WHICH IS A MYSTERY.

R.I.P., Michael Jackson

Comments

  • I think the frenzy around MJ's death has much less to do with his musical career than it does the fact that the Jacksons and most of the people associated with them are complete freaks.

    debouched Thu, 02/07/2009 - 07:12

  • He-He, Shamone (not) motherfucker!!

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 02/07/2009 - 00:54

  • So at least that means it wasn't incest.Phew !

    tigerstail Wed, 01/07/2009 - 19:28

  • That's the final nail in the coffin for Lamarckism then

    namklaw Tue, 30/06/2009 - 20:51

  • The fact that all his kids seem to be completely white was a bit of a giveaway. As much as he bleached his skin his DNA would surely have resulted in the kids being at least faintly mixed race.

    Boffer Tue, 30/06/2009 - 16:35

  • What's a perti dish? One full of M and Ms?

    dandyboy Tue, 30/06/2009 - 16:25

  • Thanks TMZ for stating the obvious. Was there any poor soul out there who really thought these 2 numpties had been capable of procreating?

    kermits Tue, 30/06/2009 - 15:51

  • Thanks TMZ for stating the obvious. Was there any poor soul out there who really thought these 2 numpties had been capable of procreating?

    kermits Tue, 30/06/2009 - 15:51

  • What's a perti dish? One full of M and Ms?

    dandyboy Tue, 30/06/2009 - 16:25

  • The fact that all his kids seem to be completely white was a bit of a giveaway. As much as he bleached his skin his DNA would surely have resulted in the kids being at least faintly mixed race.

    Boffer Tue, 30/06/2009 - 16:35

  • That's the final nail in the coffin for Lamarckism then

    namklaw Tue, 30/06/2009 - 20:51

  • So at least that means it wasn't incest.Phew !

    tigerstail Wed, 01/07/2009 - 19:28

  • He-He, Shamone (not) motherfucker!!

    Ivor-Bryan-Newcombe-Binarvester Thu, 02/07/2009 - 00:54

  • I think the frenzy around MJ's death has much less to do with his musical career than it does the fact that the Jacksons and most of the people associated with them are complete freaks.

    debouched Thu, 02/07/2009 - 07:12

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