Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:00 By Mr. HM
...as pic 2 shows, it may well be a new waxwork - but that's a Michael Jackson v2.0 face circa 1989 - who the fuck is he trying to kid! Michael HAD to be involved in that surely!
There's more meat on that clay head than his entire body nowadays!
Loving the gentle caress that dude is giving him though.
"I'll start on the nipples tomorrow Mikey, just you and me. Just you and me together forever"
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COMMENTS (5)
I dont think he really played with those kids no matter what gossips and the newspapers say I think hes a kind man really whos never grown up. I like his later stuff altho the early songs he did with his family arnt as good tho.
Really? I think he fingered little boys' bums while they were pissed on wine and he was tossing himself off.
It's too white to be Michael Jackson
it's too lifelike to be Michael Jackson.
Perhaps he played with himself,not sure the kiddies thought it was a game though.