As Lindsay Lohan has been keeping a relatively low profile recently it means we haven't had the chance to hear from her deranged, publicity-thirsty father Michael either. Well, now that stories about Lindsay converting to Judaism have emerged, so has Michael, blinking shyly into the spotlight and saying nothing of any worth or import, just so long as it means he can point at his chest and say 'See her? I'm her father you know!'

It was never likely that Michael would greet such news with a positive press release, bearing in mind his previous utterances against Lindsay's partner Sam Ronson (herself of the Jewish faith). So it's a massive surprise to hear that Michael isn't keen on the possible conversion, perhaps because he knows God, He's a good guy and they play a few rounds of golf at the weekends.

 

Michael feels that this dalliance with the Jewish faith won't last and is just a fad, maybe a little like Lindsay's acting career. After all she tried all of that and it ended with 'I Know Who Killed Me'.

 

"She's explored the Church of Scientology, she tried Kabbalah, and now this. I think it's just another phase. Either way, she's involving God in her life, and I'm happy about that."

Yes, but is God happy about the whole situation? And exactly how fucked-up do you have to be for the vultures at the Church of Scientology to decide that they're not interested in you anymore? The cash-hungry 'Church' probably saw 'I Know Who Killed Me' and realised that this wasn't going to be one of their more profitable conversions.