This has to be one of the gruesomest twosomes ever. Just imagine these two together - it'd be like two tramps going at it in some bushes in the park, only with several more million dollars in the bank.

Mikey Rourke has reportedly been 'seeing' (that surely can't be the operative word) Courtney Love for the last three weeks. Whether she's been seeing him, and by the looks of her wasted expressions at the Baftas she's not been able to make out too many people, isn't known.

 

A source told The Mirror: "Courtney has quite a crush on Mickey and finds him utterly compelling.

 

"They've known each other for years - she's stuck by him through the good times and the bad. Now he's back on the Hollywood A-list he's gone up another notch in the desirability stakes."

 

And it seems the feeling is mutual.

 

"Mickey texted Courtney totally out of the blue, around the time of the Golden Globes, asking to take her out for the night.

 

"They met up in secret and had an awesome evening. Let's just say they didn't stop at holding hands and a chaste peck on the cheek.

 

"They were supposed to hook up after the Elle bash and share a hotel suite. I think Courtney was banking on it. But Mickey was suffering from the Baftas the night before and appeared to be lapping up all the attention from women."

 

Poor Courtney. To be fair, Mickey probably just mistook her for his reflection in the mirror. It looks like she's been a few rounds in the ring too.