Miley Cyrus's fully truthfull and in no way manipulated memoirs (memoirs? she's only 16 FFS) are about to come out and she has some choice revelations about how her friend the grilled cheese sandwich helped her stand up some bullies (really). She says she wasn't going to be chicken. NOBODY CALLS HER CHICKEN etc!

In her new book, 'Miley Cyrus: Miles To Go', the Disney star recalls her school days in Tennessee.

'She' writes: "The girls took it beyond normal bullying. These were big, tough girls. I was scrawny and short. They were fully capable of doing me bodily harm."

 

At one point she was even locked in a bathroom by what she calls 'The Anti-Miley Club'.

She said: "It seemed like Operation Make Miley Miserable was escalating to a new level. More like Operation Take Miley Down.

 

"Three girls strutted up and stood towering over me. My stomach churned. I clutched my grilled cheese sandwich like it was the hand of my best friend.

"It pretty much was my best friend those days."

And we thought she was supposed to be clean cut? Clearly evidence of heavy LSD usage here.

 

"They started cussing me and telling me to get up. I sat there, frozen. I didn't know what to do. Finally, I couldn't take it anymore. I wasn't chicken."

 

NOBODY CALLS ME CHICKEN (again)!

 

"What could they do to me? I was surrounded by people. I stood up, still a foot shorter then they were, and said: 'What's your problem? What did I ever do to you?'"

 

Maybe it was something to do with your father inflicting the worst song in the history of humanity on the world's poor defenceless ears?