At the ripe old age of sixteen Miley Cyrus has deemed her life interesting enough to warrant the publication of her first set of memoirs. Clearly the literary event the world has been waiting for, and she must have gone through thousands of green crayons to get the thing finished.

Two hundred and sixty six pages in which Miley can reveal her biography, her views on life in the media and finally address those rumours about her and her father being rather too close and cuddly with each other for many people's tastes. It's clear that Billy Ray Cyrus has had a large hand in her career (and hopefully nowhere else) but when the pair were pictured together for Vanity Fair (she lying with her head on Billy's lap while he draped his arm around her) some people shook their heads worriedly, while others just said 'Yuck!'

 

"The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter. For me and my dad it's not weird at all. "We don't let other people tell us what expressions we're supposed to have on our faces when we take a picture together!"

 

Well, most sixteen year-olds having a picture taken with their dad would most likely smile and say 'cheese' rather than attempting to pull a sexy pout while their dad smoulders in a sex panther way, seemingly reflecting on the number of hearts he has caused to be achy and breaky.

 

Miley has also revealed she has "been praying to God to take away my vanity and self-centeredness". Obviously God must have replied by telling her to write a memoir, prattle on about herself and to call it 'Miles To Go'. He certainly does move in mysterious ways.