Whereas you would have thought that most upcoming bands would be doing all they could to avoid being compared with overlords of bland Coldplay, it seems that there are plenty queuing up to show the world that their shitty song sounds a bit like Coldplay's shitty song 'Viva La Vida'…

But it all adds up to the conclusion that Coldplay are just a whisker away from sounding like any other terrible band out there.

Here are this week's two contenders…


by Rory K


Alizee - J'en Ai Marre (so have we, French fans)

 

 

 

Creaky Boards - The Songs I Didn't Write (how appropriate etc)

 

Joe Satriani vs Coldplay (the clear winner)