You guys again!
Thu, 21/05/2009 - 12:36 by Mr. HM
On the day Myleene Klass is named as the new presenter of US 'I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here' she carelessly bumps into the paparazzi in Cannes. In the middle of the film festival! I know! Who knew!

After five days puckering up in the States, Myleene was offered the presenter's role on the US version of IACGMOOH, which is to be set in Costa Rica and filming starts in about a week's time.

Myleene is now furiously trying to worm her way out of her existing commitments here in the UK, such as Channel 4's 'Ten Years Younger'.

Hmmm - tough decision. One show lets her spend some time with some overweight 50-year-old women whilst they get their cataracts done and the other pays her £100,000 to spend a month in the tropical heat broadcasting to 20 million people.

It's like being offered the choice of £20m cash inside your own Lear Jet or having Susan Boyle sit on your face after a jog.

Anyway, here's Myleene's chance encounter with the paps.

"OH YOU GUYS! AGAIN!"

  • You clearly didn't see her in the jungle in THAT bikini. Fucking hell, she's got a good body

    fuckwit Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:07
  • This twee shit doesn't cut any crap with me. Despicably schmaltzy girl-next-door shite is just one big cover-up for the most ruthless cunt since Jordan. So she plays classical piano, big fucking deal, so did Liberace but at least he looked better in his dresses. Let's not talk about the heroin-dealing hubby, though, eh??

    Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:15
  • This twee shit doesn't cut any crap with me. Despicably schmaltzy girl-next-door shite is just one big cover-up for the most ruthless cunt since Jordan. So she plays classical piano, big fucking deal, so did Liberace but at least he looked better in his dresses. Let's not talk about the heroin-dealing hubby, though, eh??

    Blartmonster Fri, 22/05/2009 - 11:15
  • You clearly didn't see her in the jungle in THAT bikini. Fucking hell, she's got a good body

    fuckwit Thu, 26/11/2009 - 16:07

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