With stories from: TMZ, WWTDD, Dlisted, Laineygossip, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife and Anythinghollywood

Brooke Shields blames the fall on the six inches poking into her (not what you think, you perverts) TMZ
 
Two reality stars we've never heard of are big news Stateside with a sex tape. Yawn. WWTDD
 
Jennifer Aniston still hungry for "baby batter" Dlisted
 
Megan Fox only goes for silver foxes Laineygossip

STOP THE PRESSES. Keira Knightley kisses boyfriend PopsugarUK

SJP's surrogate is a tattooed bisexual Celebritysmackblog

Posh on her way back to the UK – please keep her Allieiswired

Robert Pattison likes strippers. Man in 'likes women' shocker SocialiteLife

It looks like Mel Gibson's Lethal Weapon was loaded Anythinghollywood

Kiefer to avoid jail Yeeeah