Beyonce offers the world somewhere to park its bike. WWTDD

Daisy Lowe completely in the buff, but it's OK because it's art. Egotastic

Naomi Campbell completely in the buff, but it's ok because it's art. Cityrag

New Order recall poor quality albums. Insert your own punchline. Contactmusic

P Diddy is very much like Barack Obama, says P Diddy. Laineygossip

I c-c-c-c-closed my eyes and Gareth Gates was announced as the new 'Joseph'. PopsugarUK

How your favourite female stars would look as bodybuilders. Amy Winehouse makes me frightened. Yeeeah

Barack Obama banned from having noisy sex. Bild

Is Mariah Carey pregnant? Can her husband look after two children? Celebritysmackblog

by Ian McShane