Cate Blanchett gracefully receives her star on the Hollywood walk of fame, whilst holding her tits in. Socialitelife

Paris Hilton shows off her puny arse at a club. TMZ

 

Madonna and A-Rod are just friends, he claims. Well, you would, wouldn't you? WWTDD

 

Pamela Anderson visits an art gallery. Dressed as a whore. Dlisted

 

Excellent news. Posh Spice runs four miles a day. This time next year she'll be out of earshot. Laineygossip

 

The world's oldest actor may now struggle for work after claiming that Hitler was 'a good lad'. Bild

 

Tom Cruise waving a hot wand in some men's faces. Celebritysmackblog

 

In a surprise move Marilyn Manson's new girlfriend looks like a dead goth slathered in lipstick. Celebwarship

 

Beyonce Knowles has a surprisingly white complexion. Must just be the light. Mollygood

 

Jessica Simpson looking like an Egyptian. Or a pirate. Definitely a mess though. INO

 

Now Alyssa Milano has a stalker. Where's mine? Yahoonews

 

by Ian McShane