Jennifer Lopez with breasts like two eggs in a hankie. Dlisted

Helen Mirren in a swimsuit so tight that you can see her Prime Suspect. TMZ

 

Katy Perry kissed a girl, then ground her arse all over some unfortunate man's genitalia. WWTDD

 

Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres go completely mad then go carol singing. Candykirby

 

A very blurry Charlize Theron and her blurry Oscar-winning nipples. Yeeeah

 

Jennifer Aniston desperately trying to hang on to her partner, who is the greatest man since Jesus apparently. Celebritysmackblog

 

Tom Cruise judges a 'Tom Cruise lookalike' competition. Wooh! Alright! I love these guys! Socialitelife

 

Did you know Scientologists celebrate Christmas? Here's their party pictures. IDLYITW

 

by Ian McShane