Megan Fox planning her wedding and refusing to answer my letters and emails. Yeeeah

Madonna goes to a fancy dress party as the Wembley pitch. Celebritysmackblog

 

Lovely new artwork of Amy Winehouse. Unfortunately she's been shot through the head by William Burroughs. Dlisted

 

That model with no belly button also has a very hungry growler. IDLYITW

 

Janet Jackson off to Japan to cancel more shows. Contactmusic

 

When adoration of Jolie and Pitt goes too far. Laineygossip

 

Victoria Silvstedt looks like a fat cow on TV, she reckons. Bild

 

Benji Madden, heartbroken about his split from Paris Hilton pours his heart out to a parking meter. WWTDD

 

by Ian McShane