Victoria Beckham's wooden tits drive men crazy. This one literally crazy. Celebritysmackblog

Despite that beard, Chuck Norris is no fan of gay marriage. Queerty

 

Stephen Baldwin is a very funny man who will pray for you, as long as you're not gay. Dlisted

 

Jennifer Garner has the latest Hollywood must-have accessory - a stalker. TMZ

 

Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man in the world, just as he has a new film out too. WWTDD

 

Tom Cruise has made the funniest Nazi film ever. Celebwarship

 

Miley Cyrus is a cackling little witch. Utterly horrific. Laineygossip

 

Sophie Ellis-Bextor helps recreate the opening scenes of 'Macbeth'. PopsugarUK

 

Brad Pitt spills all to Oprah, being refreshingly honest about his 'obnoxious' kids. Yeeeah

 

Is this Britney Spears' new lover? No, he's her hairdresser. Bild

 

by Ian McShane