Beyonce displays some incredibly hairy armpits. Like a plughole in a men's refuge. TMZ

Forget chicken fillets, Paris Hilton has whole roosters down her bra. WWTDD

Oh no. Miley Cyrus wants to move to London. Don't bring daddy. Celebwarship

Jessica Alba in a Campari calendar. Now I need a cooling drink. Mollygood

Helena Bonham-Carter has just given up on trying to dress sensibly. Candykirby

Guy Ritchie, Trudie Styler, Lily Allen and others attend the same party. Soup's up. PopsugarUK

Nicole Ritchie shows off her little boy backside. Yeeeah

Has meeting Simon Cowell affected Britney? Celebritysmackblog

Brad Pitt is slowly turning into William H Macy. ASL

by Ian McShane