Scarlett Johansson doesn't want to look sexy, just 'sane'. Shut your mouth then. PopsugarUK

At last some footage of Britney Spears and Ellen DeGeneres singing Christmas carols. Let the festivities begin. Allieiswired

 

Gene Simmons sounds like a granddad. Contactmusic

 

Jennifer Aniston naked apart from a tie and still talking about Brad Pitt. Laineygossip

 

Suri Cruise staying well away from mummy's earth herpes. Yeeeah

 

'Merry Christmas' burps Britney Spears before blaming it on the baby. Celebritysmackblog

 

Gwyneth Paltrow is heavily influenced by Madonna. Divorce ahoy! Socialitelife

 

Ashlee Simpson on motherhood and why you should buy her husband's records. Gabbybabble

 

Helena Bonham-Carter in her most demanding supporting role yet. IDWYL

 

'How to look great on a red carpet' by Victoria Beckham. No, really. Starpulse

 

by Ian McShane