With stories from: WWTDD, Dlisted, Laineygossip, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, TheBlemish, GabbyBabble and SeriouslyOMG...

Following on from Madge and Guy earlier, here's Brooke Hogan's man-faced-angel-slut album cover Celebritysmackblog

Kim Kardashian wasn't told the bikini fancy dress theme had been cancelled WWTDD

Lily vs Susan Boyle Dlisted
 
Evangeline Lilly could have been Angelina Laineygossip

All the gossip from last night's BGT PopsugarUK

Gap-toothed Twitterer Demi Moore Yeeeah

Kristen Stewart flips the bird Allieiswired

Adriana Lima strokes her pussy (fnar fnar) SocialiteLife

Katy Perry isn't into one night stands Anythinghollywood

Lady GaGa has a new tea cup friend Celebwarship

Meg White gets hitched Incaseyoudidntknow

Mandy Moore desperate for the loo? INO

A washing machine for your pets? SeriouslyOMG

Paris punts for Quentin Tarantino. In your dreams Gabbybabble

Katy Perry trying (failing) to be sexy in Complex magazine TheBlemish