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Megan Fox as a schoolgirl, if anyone's interested in that sort of thing TMZ

Maggie Gyllenhaal weds Peter Sarsgaard. All together now: "aa" WWTDD

Jessica Simpson Photoshopped to shit for Vanity Fair Dlisted

All not peachy in Miley's paradise? Laineygossip

Who you be happy with Lily Allen as your landlord? PopsugarUK

Heidi Montag confirms Playboy appearance Celebritysmackblog

Robert Pattinson's gay kiss, set phasers to swoon Yeeeah

Stone and Stone working together again Allieiswired

Chatshow host Kelly Ripa in a bikini SocialiteLife

Justin Timberlake doing his best Rick Moranis impression Anythinghollywood