With stories from: Dlisted, WWTDD, Laineygossip, PopsugarUK, Celebritysmackblog, Yeeeah, Allieiswired, SocialiteLife, Anythinghollywood, Celebwarship, ICYDK, INO, Egotastic, Celebrity Dirt, JustJared, HollywoodTuna, The Blemish, GabbyBabble, AmyGrindhouse and SeriouslyOMG...

Bond girl Gemma Arterton got engaged at Download festival? INO

Kunty Karl isn't done with Heidi Klum yet Dlisted

Britney's big brown beaver WWTDD

Do you want to fuck Megan Fox's thumb? Laineygossip

Kate Moss to join X Factor? PopsugarUK

Amanda Seyfried not a fan of Li-Lo Celebritysmackblog

Katy Perry trussed up in leather Yeeeah

Adam Lambert gay about being gay Allieiswired

Heidi Montag in a bikini, if you like that sort of thing SocialiteLife

Paris wants to move to Madrid? Anythinghollywood

Usher ushers in a new era of singledom Celebwarship

Orlando Bloom engaged? Incaseyoudidntknow

The fat guy off Lost does Womanizer SeriouslyOMG

Kelly Clarkson not into girls after all Gabbybabble

Russia's got no talent TheBlemish

A naked vampire Egotastic

Mr Spock picks up some dog shit JustJared

This is the hottest woman in the world (apparently) HollywoodTuna

Megan Fox aged six (no one tell the Paedo Bear) AmyGrindhouse