Why does Paris Hilton have her hat at such a jaunty angle? Surely not to disguise a massive case of wonk-eye? WWTDD

Tracy Ullman, putting sour-faced harridans the world over to shame. TMZ

 

Man takes on Scientology armed with two 5ft samurai swords. It didn't end well. Dlisted

 

Tom Jones remarkably good-natured over his own death last month. Contactmusic

 

Get ready for Britney on the 'X-Factor'. And everywhere else, in fact. Laineygossip

 

Katie Price launching a new range of equestrian togs whilst looking like a Real Doll. PopsugarUK

 

Erm, Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek. Salma Hayek. Motherhood suits Salma Hayek. Yeeeah

 

Tom Cruise played a childhood game called 'Kill Hitler'. That's 'Hitler', not 'human'. Bild

 

Miley Cyrus has turned 16. Just pointing that out with no other connotations. Celebritysmackblog

 

Paris Hilton may not have permanently broken up with Benji Madden. Just for the publicity then? Celebwarship

 

Kanye West explains why he types in capital letters. He's not angry, just typing with one hand. Mollygood

 

by Ian McShane