Nicola McLean worried about pregnancy after eating kangaroo balls

Balls Of Squeal

Tue, 18/11/2008 - 01:00 by chrisns

We're sure you've already seen this story, but WTF? A couple of days in and the 'I'm A Celebrity' jungle is already alive with the sound of stupidity. Glamour model - i.e. girl who gets tits out for cash - Nicola McLean was genuinely worried that munching down on some kangaroo testicles could get her pregnant. To be fair to her she thought it was crocodile semen, but (and don't think we're being prejudicial to glamour models now) surely among the glamour model community there must be people who have guzzled enough man juice to produce an army to know that it's not going give you anything other than some rather fishy smelling burps.

Taking part in one of the show's infamous tasks, McLean and fellow contestant Joe Swash - an ex-EastEnders actor or something roughly as career-ending - had to tuck in to a selection of less-than-appealing snacks: crocodile eyes, dead scorpions, crickets and silkworms among the tasty treats.

Standard I'm A Celeb fair. Busty Nicola was given a set of marsupial balls to digest. They both managed to complete the task, although not without a great deal of worry for Nicola - who was scared that she could now be up the duff.

From eating kangaroo balls (or crocodile semen). Maybe if she'd spent more time paying attention in school rather than cutting out pictures of herself and pasting them onto the cover of Loaded, she might not be so frenziedly stupid.

And let us not forget that this woman has a child too.

I'm A Celebrity, Nicola McLean