Nicole Kidman surpasses herself in a new advert

Schit on a stick!

Thu, 07/05/2009 - 08:28 By Mr. HM

Congratulations to Nicole Kidman for surpassing herself. The star of the classic Chanel Advert which featured an inexplicable plotline, acting so wooden that Cuprinol wanted to make a sequel and the immortal line "I'm a dancer - I LOVE TO DANCE!" has returned, seemingly with the same director and scriptwriter.

If any body can translate this utter pish then please let us know.

"What did you expect?"

Erm, how about an advert made me want to buy a Schweppes instead of your botox-ridden face pretending for one second it has been anywhere near anything containing a calorie?

Who dreams up this shit?

WAIT! THERE'S MORE!

COMMENTS (9)

marcus77 says...

WTF? Can you simply leave alone this woman? It's morbid all this situation..Everything she does is always wrong or stupid. Can't you spend in a better way your time?
It's always an advert, what did you pretend?
Stay cool my dear.

Mr. HM says...

Hey I'm cool Marcus77, but you can't deny that this advert sucks balls.

MyNameIsPeter says...

Hey you can leave that Chanel advert well alone and as for her acting skills jog along and take a look at Von Triers, 'Dogville'.

I bet deep down you hate yourself and can't understand why your missus is such a pig

Mr. HM says...

Dead Calm is also brilliant, as is To Die For. Recently though however, my turds could act with more expression.

(and my missus is really fit thanks) x

MyNameIsPeter says...

Of course she is Mr HM, of course...

dickiedaviseyes says...

Come on, you don't go round dissing people's missus' when they slag off an actress.....well not unless it's your most FAVOURITE actress who would fall in love with you immediately if only she knew who you were hey Peter?

Moushka says...

Agree whole heartedly...advert is a massive steaming pile! 2nd worse advert this year after the Duffy abomination...*shudder*

dickiedaviseyes says...

I get stabby when I see that ad and my ears implode when I hear that ad.

dancingworm says...

ok well she looks pretty hot, but she keeps adverittly denying that she has never had a brush with a needle (botox) or the knife, And for that she can not be forgiven because she in other words she has some unhuman cyborg sydrome where she never ages. Just give us Ants the satisfaction of knowing that your human. I will say it always and again AUSTRALIA = DUMMY ON A HORSE!