As if she wasn't busy enough falling out of nightclubs, 'dating' footballers, being photographed in the altogether and most definitely not expressing questionable views about non-Caucasians, Danielle Lloyd has just opened a model battery farm. Sorry, model agency.

In classic poacher-turned-gamekeeper, the Scouse irritant is signing up a whole host of women whose only dream is to be the bottom feeders on the Nuts photo editor's call sheet. She paraded the poor, deluded girls at the Embassy club in central London last night. With grim inevitability they are all pneumatic and look like they've just emerged from an impromptu foam party at the Bisto factory.

 

And the best bit? She has called her agency 'Irresistible Talent'. If they are in any way based on her own 'template', she could be prosecuted under the Trades Description Act. Twice.

by HorseWorm