Bloomin' ell!
Thu, 16/07/2009 - 17:53 by Mr. HM
Orlando Bloom has had nearly $500,000 worth of vintage watches stolen from his Hollywood home. Which begs the question - who the hell keeps that much valuable stuff in their house? fz9sid4ta3

Six Rolex models including a special 1950s Milgauss (one of the first 80 of its type) and the Explorer style favoured by Steve McQueen were pinched from his LA home whilst Orlando was in New York.

Police insiders say it does not look like a typical burglary - i.e. an inside job.

How the hell can someone leave that amount of valuable stuff in their house?

And more importantly, with dumb twat paid this dude enough money to be able to afford watches like that? The blood is on their hands, I hope they're happy.

The only thing he has in common with Steve McQueen is that they have both worn shoes.

  • Smells like an inside job. In fact when was the last time Bloom HAD a job?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:18
  • There are worse actors to pick on than Bloom, god, we could start with that arrogant cunt Bale for sure. All a bit cliquey this innit?

    Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 15:51
  • Poof.

    sickofcelebs Fri, 17/07/2009 - 11:00
  • Poof.

    sickofcelebs Fri, 17/07/2009 - 11:00
  • There are worse actors to pick on than Bloom, god, we could start with that arrogant cunt Bale for sure. All a bit cliquey this innit?

    Blartmonster Sun, 19/07/2009 - 15:51
  • Smells like an inside job. In fact when was the last time Bloom HAD a job?

    PuddyTwat Thu, 15/10/2009 - 21:18

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