The celebrations continue in the US after Barack Obama's Presidential victory in what will be known in years to come as 'The P Diddy Election'. Diddy has already described how he felt that he cast the crucial vote that won the election for Obama (by several million votes) and modestly threw a party for his own birthday, which turned into a celebration for the victory. Sadly Obama was too puzzled by Diddy to attend. More fool he, missing out on the chance to party with Pete Wentz and Ben Stiller.

Diddy was still emotional yesterday, the occasion clearly getting to him and making him sound like a delusional egotist with a hotline to God himself.

"I was straight up crying. I was with my kids. It was a beautiful thing. I just thank God my prayers were answered."

 

See, it was Diddy's prayers that God listened to, not those of people who have been campaigning for years for racial equality and election of black politicians. God must really love the bling…

 

"I don't know why God blessed me by having my birthday (on 4 November), but we're here to celebrate 80 percent of Obama being elected and 20 per cent my birthday."

 

Such modesty, only giving himself a twenty per cent share of the limelight on the election of the first black President! And let's have a round of applause for God Himself for admitting He was wrong all these years and finally seeing sense after a quiet word of advice from Diddy.