It's a surprise that P Diddy voted in the US Presidential election yesterday. Why does the most talented man on the planet limit himself to voting in just one election? I would gladly give him my vote for the local elections and to be fair he should have a say in every single election that takes place on this massive planet, which is still only around one third the size of Diddy's ego.

But let's be clear about this. It isn't about one man, one vote. Diddy placed THE vote, the one what won it. After all, it's Diddy so they shouldn't even bother counting the rest, for he has spoken.

"I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had."

You could puff your cheeks and admire the sheer brass balls of the fellow, or you could just reflect on what sort of ego could inspire such a statement. Let's get the fucker over to Sudan if he makes such a difference, and drop him off in the Congo on the way. The only thing he'd be changing there is his underpants every few minutes.