You'll never guess the arse...
Thu, 07/05/2009 - 11:24 by HM writer
Usually we'd ask for your suggestions as to who this arse could belong to but this Z-Lister is too obscure, even for us. Don't worry, it's not Carol McGiffin again...

It's Jessie Wallace's (of EastEnders fame) younger sister and wannabe Page Three model, Danielle Mason, who's not stranger to getting her arse cheeks out for the paparazzi. Danielle whipped them out last year in support of sister Kat Slater when she was on 'Strictly Come Dancing'. She doesn't have much excuse now. And not even that Louis Vuitton clutch can add any class. Also out with Danielle at Crystal club was former WAG Charlotte Mears. There was enough soup on the streets of London last night to end world hunger...

  • Don't remember any bingo wings and lardy arses last time I read The Sun.

    Mr Beefy Thu, 07/05/2009 - 22:41
  • thats a fuckin terrrible arse, my nans is better and ive seen that too.

    elbow Thu, 07/05/2009 - 16:22
  • A Louis Vuitton clutch could be many things, but it has never been a sign of class.

    MyNameIsPeter Thu, 07/05/2009 - 14:47
  • A Louis Vuitton clutch could be many things, but it has never been a sign of class.

    MyNameIsPeter Thu, 07/05/2009 - 14:47
  • thats a fuckin terrrible arse, my nans is better and ive seen that too.

    elbow Thu, 07/05/2009 - 16:22
  • Don't remember any bingo wings and lardy arses last time I read The Sun.

    Mr Beefy Thu, 07/05/2009 - 22:41