Doug Reinhardt is the latest preening idiot to share Paris Hilton's bed, and they have a lot in common. Both are rich, totally shallow and as stupid as a stunned owl. Perhaps the only people more stupid than this pair are those who actually pay to see her sing, for a total lack of brain cells can be the only explanation for their attendance (though for each one that turns up there must be ten more who intended to go to the show but were unable to locate their own front door).

Paris was 'performing' some her 'Kingston Town' rip off, 'Stars Are Blind' at an LA club on Saturday night and sinfully idiotic Doug joined her on stage to smile at the audience, looking like Bez without the wit and intellect.

 

As Paris belted her way through the song, Doug stood alongside her then at one point grabbed her microphone to wave it at the crowd and test their reaction, forgetting he wasn't actually part of the act. This is when Paris displayed her incredible vocal power, because even though the microphone was nowhere near her chattering gob she was still able to be heard perfectly, almost as though she was miming and the microphone was just a prop.

 

Paris tried to grab the microphone back, in the end resorting to singing in its general direction before Doug gave it back. Nonetheless, the vocals continued seamlessly, even when Doug and his huge intellect repeated the trick a few seconds later. Sheer genius!

 

At last Paris seems to have found her ideal partner - someone with loads of money who looks like an intellectual pygmy next to her (no mean feat, unless you're dating a millionaire amoeba).

 

Video at TMZ.com