What is it about rich people? They're not happy to sit at home behind closed doors eating swans and having sex with the hired help like the rest of us would. No, they have to go out and make their mark on the world, despite the fact that it inflicts suffering on the rest of us. Latest in the horrible clan of wealthy little kids to demand attention because of their bank balance is...Oh God! It's another Hilton!

Paris, Nicky and now...Barron Hilton, who has already made his name even more hateful by being convicted of drink-driving. Despite this setback the plucky little billionaire has pulled his life together and is now a promising musician. According to Barron himself, that is. He spoke to the New York Post's Page Six people about his new career in music, which might be heavily influenced by electropop judging by the munber of bleeps involved in the interview.

 

"I want to be an international singer-songwriter. I'm sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many [bleeps] I was sleeping with. I'm done with partying and traveling. It's time to get this [bleep] started."

 

Yes, a Hilton that is done with partying and travelling. That's totally believable, isn't it? Barron is just another Hilton who has decided that because they are rich they deserve to be in the public eye in order to showcase their barely-there talent. What a (bleep) -ing, (bleep) -ing C-(bleep). There's no doubt this world is utterly (bleep) -ed.