Cock shriveller of the week!
Tue, 30/06/2009 - 09:44 by HM writerPatsy Kensit is beginning to look as old as the other one who once married a Gallagher brother. Patsy had a face like slapped arse as she popped out for dinner at Nobu but we don't know why she's looking so miserable, Jeremy Healy married her in the end...
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Vapid, vacuous and hateful. Nice.....
Why's Jeremy Healey walking like that? It's not dressage.
Great example of how plastic surgery can be very effective in fixing something that ain't broken.
She looks fine to me.
she looks fine in all the photos apart from the one where she's clearly been caught off guard. When did HM start to stand for heat magazine? i miss the holymoly of old.
Isn't it just a bad pic? Bit of Photoshop noise? I quite fancy her. Her and Liz H: yum.
The vapid bint has only one facial expression because of the vast volumes of Boswellox (or whatever that stuff is) in her mush. She should get some injected in her flaps - must be like spaniels' ears after their years of service to the music industry.
Oh, and his shoes scream 'hasbeen cunt' as well
The vapid bint has only one facial expression because of the vast volumes of Boswellox (or whatever that stuff is) in her mush. She should get some injected in her flaps - must be like spaniels' ears after their years of service to the music industry.
Oh, and his shoes scream 'hasbeen cunt' as well
Isn't it just a bad pic? Bit of Photoshop noise? I quite fancy her. Her and Liz H: yum.
she looks fine in all the photos apart from the one where she's clearly been caught off guard. When did HM start to stand for heat magazine? i miss the holymoly of old.
She looks fine to me.
Great example of how plastic surgery can be very effective in fixing something that ain't broken.
Why's Jeremy Healey walking like that? It's not dressage.
Vapid, vacuous and hateful. Nice.....