Pot, kettle etc..
Wed, 03/06/2009 - 13:53 by HM writer

Peaches Geldof has decided to impart more words of wisdom upon us this afternoon. She's now claiming that she's more than just a "veneer of a person" (ooh get her) and is probably a better role model than Miley Cyrus because she's more "real"...

Because real people live in a five star hotel in Mayfair for free. And elope with a person they've just met to divorce 91 days later or model bra and pants for £50,000 because of a famous parent. We can't believe just how real she is.

She's just like you or I.

Peaches said (and used the words 'veneer' and 'tumultuous' and everything!):

"Maybe I'm a better role model than people like Miley Cyrus. These girls that have been upheld as role models who are literally just girls who have been ferried from place to place, media trained, told what to do and just like complete veneers of people - people who are not even real.

"I've made mistakes, now I've come up from that and I've really bettered myself.

"I did my growing up in the spotlight and that is kind of difficult but I was born into it. It used to be something I had so much fun with, it was tumultuous."

Born into and then miked it...

She added:

"And now I'm like a woman now."

An actual woman?

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  • The Evening Standard which, once upon a time used to be a decent read, has allowed its Friday supplement to employ PG as an 'agony aunt'.

    The column? 'Peaches Teaches'. What the hell can this girl with her sanitary pad face actually teach anyone?

    topkkat Thu, 20/08/2009 - 21:28
  • As much as I hate being forced to defend a twat like Miley Cyrus... I won't. They are both equally ugly, entitled and overexposed.

    BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 11:59
  • Peaches is actually Swahili for 'UTTER CUNT!' Trufax.

    Smiler Wed, 03/06/2009 - 20:30
  • Peaches is real alright. A real sponging celebrity-milking fucking waste of skin, organs and breath who wouldn't know an ounce of talent if it smacked her round that mongy face of hers.

    dandyboy Wed, 03/06/2009 - 19:06
  • At least Smiley Virus has tried to carve out her own career, as opposed to trading on the back of a pair of talentless noise-polluters.

    I reckon Billy Ray is the more proud parent.

    Mr Beefy Wed, 03/06/2009 - 16:57
  • They are both twats but in a survival of the fittest I would give it to Miley. I know she is only 16 but I like that.

    TheFrenchDuke Wed, 03/06/2009 - 15:43
  • They are both twats but in a survival of the fittest I would give it to Miley. I know she is only 16 but I like that.

    TheFrenchDuke Wed, 03/06/2009 - 15:43
  • At least Smiley Virus has tried to carve out her own career, as opposed to trading on the back of a pair of talentless noise-polluters.

    I reckon Billy Ray is the more proud parent.

    Mr Beefy Wed, 03/06/2009 - 16:57
  • Peaches is real alright. A real sponging celebrity-milking fucking waste of skin, organs and breath who wouldn't know an ounce of talent if it smacked her round that mongy face of hers.

    dandyboy Wed, 03/06/2009 - 19:06
  • Peaches is actually Swahili for 'UTTER CUNT!' Trufax.

    Smiler Wed, 03/06/2009 - 20:30
  • As much as I hate being forced to defend a twat like Miley Cyrus... I won't. They are both equally ugly, entitled and overexposed.

    BustySinclair Thu, 04/06/2009 - 11:59
  • The Evening Standard which, once upon a time used to be a decent read, has allowed its Friday supplement to employ PG as an 'agony aunt'.

    The column? 'Peaches Teaches'. What the hell can this girl with her sanitary pad face actually teach anyone?

    topkkat Thu, 20/08/2009 - 21:28

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