Here we were thinking there was no news today when we found this AMAZING nugget. Peaches Geldof has been studying Scientology for the last nine months, according to the Sunday Mirror. What better way for a worthless celebrity to redeem themselves and give their existence some meaning in the eyes of the public...

A source tells the paper: "Peaches became sober a year ago now. And shortly after she started looking for fulfilment in life.

"She’d had a few crazy years learning to cope with fame and growing up and wanted to see whether she could gain anything in life from any faiths."

Learning to cope with fame? It's hardly like it was thrust upon her.

"So she went to a class and since then she’s spent a lot of time reading, attending classes in both New York and London and trying to understand Scientology a bit more.

"She’s not considering herself a Scientologist yet – but she’s enjoying learning about about a new faith."

This story has made our day.