Peaches Geldof signs up to Scientology to impress Katie Holmes

PG phones Holmes

Thu, 09/07/2009 - 16:20 by HM writer

We were fairly excited when we heard Peaches Geldof was to become brainwashed and turned into a robot a follower of Scientology after apparently spending eight months researching the cult religion. But now it's being reported that Peaches is only interested in becoming a Scientologist because she wants to be friends with Katie Holmes...

Even though Katie looks as though she needs as many friends as she can get. Even if it is Peaches.

Peaches interviewed the actress last year for Nylon magazine and now she's keen to become involved in her social circle and that by joining Scientology she'll be able to do so.

A source said:

Peaches was very impressed by Katie, she loved interviewing her and really wanted to become friends with her.

She thought that taking up Scientology would be the perfect springboard to work her way into that New York clique. She knows her dad won't be happy about it, but she feels it will help her move into bigger and better celeb circles, so she is willing to keep up with her studies to become a fully fledged Scientologist.

Calling all Scientologists - there is an impostor in your midst and we expect appropriate punishment for Peaches as a result.

Mind you, anything to get her out of the UK... Please take her, PLEASE.

Celebrity Religion, Katie Holmes, Peaches Geldof, Tom Cruise

Comments

Why would she want to join a cult religion like Scientology? They give me the creeps.
rowel Wed, 11/11/2009 - 05:46
She has recently denied having interviewed Scrapie Bowels and is not interested in L Ron's cupboard in the slightest. In accord with scientologic tradition this means she's probably lying.
elroncupboard Fri, 24/07/2009 - 21:01
god bless those epthiopians her daddy single handedly saved
monkeyboo Sat, 11/07/2009 - 00:13
A talentless cuntwit who makes a fortune off her washed-up dad and makes Paris Hilton's manky minge look as fresh as the Virgin Mary's.

Do us a favour love. Stop acting like a spoilt bitch, get a job and fuck off out of the limelight you've somehow managed to make for yourself. Xenu's welcome to you.
admather Fri, 10/07/2009 - 12:24
And already, at such a young age; you have a reputation for having a bit of a manky gash.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 11:01
This is just like when I got light-up trainers so I could be in with the cool kids at primary school. Despite my uber-cool footwear, they still didn't accept me. Learn from this, Peaches. No amount of fake religion or cool shoes will make people like you.
tescopop Fri, 10/07/2009 - 09:35
a prime example of a child left to her own devices without good solid parenting, something probably none of us have had either.
elbow Fri, 10/07/2009 - 07:57
Most people just stand on a box to impress her
SotC1 Fri, 10/07/2009 - 05:24
I thought this was going to be a story about her leaving her body to science, but the scientists said they'd already got enough whale carcasses off Cornish beaches...
Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 22:45
Haha!
dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:14
The only thing not shallow about this awful woman is her rancid clunge.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:10

The only thing not shallow about this awful woman is her rancid clunge.
Henry_McCarty Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:10
Haha!
dandyboy Thu, 09/07/2009 - 17:14
I thought this was going to be a story about her leaving her body to science, but the scientists said they'd already got enough whale carcasses off Cornish beaches...
Blartmonster Thu, 09/07/2009 - 22:45
Most people just stand on a box to impress her
SotC1 Fri, 10/07/2009 - 05:24
a prime example of a child left to her own devices without good solid parenting, something probably none of us have had either.
elbow Fri, 10/07/2009 - 07:57
This is just like when I got light-up trainers so I could be in with the cool kids at primary school. Despite my uber-cool footwear, they still didn't accept me. Learn from this, Peaches. No amount of fake religion or cool shoes will make people like you.
tescopop Fri, 10/07/2009 - 09:35
And already, at such a young age; you have a reputation for having a bit of a manky gash.
Henry_McCarty Fri, 10/07/2009 - 11:01
A talentless cuntwit who makes a fortune off her washed-up dad and makes Paris Hilton's manky minge look as fresh as the Virgin Mary's.

Do us a favour love. Stop acting like a spoilt bitch, get a job and fuck off out of the limelight you've somehow managed to make for yourself. Xenu's welcome to you.
admather Fri, 10/07/2009 - 12:24
god bless those epthiopians her daddy single handedly saved
monkeyboo Sat, 11/07/2009 - 00:13
She has recently denied having interviewed Scrapie Bowels and is not interested in L Ron's cupboard in the slightest. In accord with scientologic tradition this means she's probably lying.
elroncupboard Fri, 24/07/2009 - 21:01
Why would she want to join a cult religion like Scientology? They give me the creeps.
rowel Wed, 11/11/2009 - 05:46