
PG phones Holmes
Thu, 09/07/2009 - 16:20 by HM writerWe were fairly excited when we heard Peaches Geldof was to become brainwashed and turned into a robot a follower of Scientology after apparently spending eight months researching the cult religion. But now it's being reported that Peaches is only interested in becoming a Scientologist because she wants to be friends with Katie Holmes...
Even though Katie looks as though she needs as many friends as she can get. Even if it is Peaches.
Peaches interviewed the actress last year for Nylon magazine and now she's keen to become involved in her social circle and that by joining Scientology she'll be able to do so.
A source said:
Peaches was very impressed by Katie, she loved interviewing her and really wanted to become friends with her.
She thought that taking up Scientology would be the perfect springboard to work her way into that New York clique. She knows her dad won't be happy about it, but she feels it will help her move into bigger and better celeb circles, so she is willing to keep up with her studies to become a fully fledged Scientologist.
Calling all Scientologists - there is an impostor in your midst and we expect appropriate punishment for Peaches as a result.
Mind you, anything to get her out of the UK... Please take her, PLEASE.
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Why would she want to join a cult religion like Scientology? They give me the creeps.
She has recently denied having interviewed Scrapie Bowels and is not interested in L Ron's cupboard in the slightest. In accord with scientologic tradition this means she's probably lying.
god bless those epthiopians her daddy single handedly saved
A talentless cuntwit who makes a fortune off her washed-up dad and makes Paris Hilton's manky minge look as fresh as the Virgin Mary's.
Do us a favour love. Stop acting like a spoilt bitch, get a job and fuck off out of the limelight you've somehow managed to make for yourself. Xenu's welcome to you.
And already, at such a young age; you have a reputation for having a bit of a manky gash.
This is just like when I got light-up trainers so I could be in with the cool kids at primary school. Despite my uber-cool footwear, they still didn't accept me. Learn from this, Peaches. No amount of fake religion or cool shoes will make people like you.
a prime example of a child left to her own devices without good solid parenting, something probably none of us have had either.
Most people just stand on a box to impress her
I thought this was going to be a story about her leaving her body to science, but the scientists said they'd already got enough whale carcasses off Cornish beaches...
Haha!
The only thing not shallow about this awful woman is her rancid clunge.
The only thing not shallow about this awful woman is her rancid clunge.
Haha!
I thought this was going to be a story about her leaving her body to science, but the scientists said they'd already got enough whale carcasses off Cornish beaches...
Most people just stand on a box to impress her
a prime example of a child left to her own devices without good solid parenting, something probably none of us have had either.
This is just like when I got light-up trainers so I could be in with the cool kids at primary school. Despite my uber-cool footwear, they still didn't accept me. Learn from this, Peaches. No amount of fake religion or cool shoes will make people like you.
And already, at such a young age; you have a reputation for having a bit of a manky gash.
A talentless cuntwit who makes a fortune off her washed-up dad and makes Paris Hilton's manky minge look as fresh as the Virgin Mary's.
Do us a favour love. Stop acting like a spoilt bitch, get a job and fuck off out of the limelight you've somehow managed to make for yourself. Xenu's welcome to you.
god bless those epthiopians her daddy single handedly saved
She has recently denied having interviewed Scrapie Bowels and is not interested in L Ron's cupboard in the slightest. In accord with scientologic tradition this means she's probably lying.
Why would she want to join a cult religion like Scientology? They give me the creeps.