Congratulations to the new parents, commiserations to the poor child with the name Bronx Mowgli Wentz. It's difficult to know where to start with how wrong this name is.

For a start you have to assume he was conceived in the charming gangster filled part of New York and now idiot celebrities in the UK will follow suit with 'Layby Katona' and 'Pizza Hut Cole'.

 

Secondly how often will this kid be beaten up for the name Mowgli? Auntie Jessica will have sit the poor chap down and explain it's from a book: 'You know those things with lots of words in?'

 

And finally the initials spell out BMW, which is embarrassing but at least better than the T.W.A.T everyone calls his dad.

by Basko