Pete Wentz, the oddly bovine bassist with Fall Out Boy has been on the radio in the US bragging about his amazing sex life with Ashlee Simpson, which is a surprise to most as Ashlee looks so plastic that most assumed she was moulded like Barbie downstairs. Pete declares himself to be a veritable tiger in bed, but why is he now bragging about his bedroom dominance in a move to get at least 50 people talking?

Oh, there's a new Fall Out Boy album out, by the way. Pete was boasting in the general direction of Howard Stern who sat cackling like a dirty old man (because he is).

"We have an amazing sex life. We have such sexual chemistry. If we had been on this show last year, we'd probably be doing it in the green room right now."

 

Hmm. Of course you would. Most people think it's a miracle this pair have ever even groped, never mind spawned a child. Then just to contradict himself, Pete admits that the pair aren't currently having sex after the birth of their baby a few weeks ago, but he's still a tiger, OK?

 

"Hopefully, the kid doesn't change it. The kid's weeks old, we do other fun stuff."

 

Hopefully things like sitting down and learning that your 'kid' is a son called Bronx, you silly bastard. Sadly Pete went on to describe the greatest sex of his life.

"The single best sexual encounter I have ever had. It was at the Soho Grand Hotel, and I'm looking in the mirrors...'Oh my God, you are...the girl of your dreams, and you can watch yourself!'"

 

Just a shame that Ashlee was there as well, getting in the way of Pete and the mirror.

by Ian McShane