Want to be head of Def Jam Records? Just submit your CV and buy a Kevlar vest. TMZ

Kate Moss' Halloween costume is rubbish but at least it covers her face. WWTDD

 

Jordan and Peter still very much in love, even though he's carved from mahogany. Dlisted

 

Jessica Alba looking annoyingly beautiful and smiling for once. Laineygossip

 

Keeley Hazell as a witch. With her tits ahoy. Yeeeah

 

Angelina Jolie loves the Germans, but she's no David Hasslehoff. Bild

 

Samuel L Jackson and his motherfunking conspiracy theory. Mikeymars

 

Celebrities who don't need a Halloween mask to look frightening. There could be thousands on the list. Celebritysmackblog

 

Tom Cruise dressed his daughter up as an earthling child on Halloween. ASL

 

Heidi Klum has the greatest Halloween costume ever. CDL