Kate Moss was at the Hopings Got Talent event at Cafe De Paris as well, and had a right jolly old time of it by the looks of it. That was until a photographer tried to get in her car...

I'm not entirely sure how a paparazzi can accidentally get into a celebrity's car (as this one claimed) but we'll let it slide as it makes for a bloody great picture story book.

Look how Kate arrives for her night out before it being ruined by this Brian Cox lookalike storing into the car. He probably thought he had done a very clever thing indeed until he realised that Fran Culter a.k.a. Kate's bodyguard and men-frightener was sat in the back.

No-one has seen the photographer since. They won't do either. Fran fucked him and ate him.