Pics from Sunday at Glastonbury

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This wasn't a low

Mon, 29/06/2009 - 10:00 By Mr. HM

Every celeb worthy of gracing these pages are either on the way back from Glastonbury or trying to shoe-horn in a Michael Jackson angle on their career. So with that in mind, here's a ropey gallery from Sunday's Glastonbury.

Blur were obviously fucking brilliant, but Florence and the Machine? Please! Like watching a 30 minute Timotei advert.

And Tom Jones can fuck off now thanks.

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COMMENTS (5)

dames says...

Blur weren't brilliant. They were safe karaoke like all the rest. Parody.

Boffer says...

The Black Eyed Poos are the shittest band in history... they are so fucking shit it defies words. Talentless cunts the lot of them.

dames says...

I mean they do the Big Explosive Intro just so's the OMGs in the audience can see what fergie's wearing, walk about purposely from left to right and basically cockarse about looking like like they want to fuck off elsewhere (for a good long piss in Fergie's case, prob) peppering it with crowd hollers and stuff. And that was it.

HARDLY the greatest cunting band on the planet or whatever else Zane Lowe was emoing on about distractedly where they?

Blartmonster says...

Well I'm fucking pleased that the bubble that is Florence and the Ginger Cunting Machine is finally burst. About 5 months ago I was the only fucking human on the planet exclaiming "What the fuck is so special about this shit?". Some of you are so fucking gullible, and ditto about the blackeyed peas. Fergie was ALWAYS an overrated coke slapper

Blartmonster says...

And let's face it, Glastonbury (don't you dare use "Glasto") is a middle class excuse for fistfuckers to think they're being "rad" going to an open air gig of has-beens. Fuck me, you'd think no-one else plays gigs for the rest of the year