Gimme Shelter
Mon, 01/06/2009 - 16:10 by Mr. HM
Pictures of the new Big Brother house were released today. The show, which starts in a couple of weeks and has been dogged in scandal and controversy since the very beginning, is preparing for its tenth outing.

This year's concept seems to be all about the curves dude - every wall looks like a skate ramp. We have a bus shelter for smokers and what appears to be a massive blue warehouse type door.

The interesting thing I think is the use of close up pictures of flies. Flies on the wall - GET IT? DO YOU SEE? IT SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT OUR SOCIETY ETC ETC.

Channel 4 are keeping very tight-lipped about the housemates, but already a few leaks have made the papers and, much to our amazement, some bird in a bikini has made the cut.

Anyway, there are some close connections between Big Brother and Holy Moly this year (in a roundabout sort of way) so we'll try and bring you some of the more interesting angles on the behemoth of reality television as and when they happen (i.e. we won't be doing a live blog again - that nearly fucking killed us).

  • Thank sweet Jesus, some of us have a life and will be outdoors enjoying the summer while the rest of the nation will be sat eating Doritos and sour cream and watching Big Brother for the next..........errrr... is it 3 months or something? fuck that.

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 10:13
  • Oh dear, in bed with BB again. You never learn do you?
    *tuts*

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:30
  • Do they have a toilet ?

    dickmarsh Tue, 02/06/2009 - 00:50
  • Er, that's an empty house.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 23:16
  • WOW !

    Can't wait now I've seen that .....thanks Mr HM.

    * pre-cums *

    carter Mon, 01/06/2009 - 22:49
  • I hope they all get eaten by zombies

    big daddy c Mon, 01/06/2009 - 18:35
  • Mr HM in bed with Big Brother? Remember what happened last time?!
    *concerned face*

    geushky Mon, 01/06/2009 - 16:34
  • Mr HM in bed with Big Brother? Remember what happened last time?!
    *concerned face*

    geushky Mon, 01/06/2009 - 16:34
  • I hope they all get eaten by zombies

    big daddy c Mon, 01/06/2009 - 18:35
  • WOW !

    Can't wait now I've seen that .....thanks Mr HM.

    * pre-cums *

    carter Mon, 01/06/2009 - 22:49
  • Er, that's an empty house.

    Mr Beefy Mon, 01/06/2009 - 23:16
  • Do they have a toilet ?

    dickmarsh Tue, 02/06/2009 - 00:50
  • Oh dear, in bed with BB again. You never learn do you?
    *tuts*

    BustySinclair Tue, 02/06/2009 - 06:30
  • Thank sweet Jesus, some of us have a life and will be outdoors enjoying the summer while the rest of the nation will be sat eating Doritos and sour cream and watching Big Brother for the next..........errrr... is it 3 months or something? fuck that.

    kermits Tue, 02/06/2009 - 10:13