Piers Morgan models Burger King fragrance

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What a whopper!
Mon, 15/06/2009 - 10:29 by HM writer
Try and control yourselves ladies; Piers Morgan has stripped down to nothing but a giant, gold medallion with a strategically placed piece of tasseled cloth to protect his modesty for Burger King's new fragrance, Flame. Yes, we know what you are all thinking...

But that really is Piers' body!*

Oh and Burger King really are releasing their very own fragrance, based on the aroma of the deep-fried and deep-flamed food of their kitchens. Hmmm...

And the meat-scented cologne, Flame, is now available to buy across the UK for just £4.99, following a launch in Selfridges. Bargain!

A spokesperson for Burger King said:

It's a very manly smell. It's a real change from his-and-hers type scents.It's well known that certain foods can increase your libido. Flame has a hint of grilled beef but that has quite masculine connotations. It's almost like a pheromone.

'Cos there's nothing sexier than smelling just like a BK Whopper with a side order of onion rings...

*We've just been informed Morgan's face has actually been superimposed onto a younger, more toned model's body...

Piers Morgan

Comments

  • Meat-scented cologne? Did I read correctly? You really got me curious on that Burger King perfume, I really didn't see that coming. And look at Piers, what's he doing naked out there?

    ronny Thu, 23/12/2010 - 00:13

  • Pity you never learnt how to spell pity.....Still your sentiments are in the right place.

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:25

  • Pitty a log didnt fall out of the fire and cremate the smarmy cunt

    carbon cowboy Mon, 27/07/2009 - 23:52

  • You and punctuation could really hit it off one day.

    kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 23:24

  • I like Peirs Morgan I think for an older man hes quite good looking better than Simon Cowell anyway who wears his trousers like hes got a wedgy all the time Also Piers is nicer than simon and doesnt slag off theacts all the time. You should be nicer to him really cos he seems like quite a nice person really and not fake like amanda holden who PRETENDS to cry but shes not really.

    trollydolly Mon, 15/06/2009 - 16:03

  • Hasn't he got the smuggest smile ever? mind you, this doesn't take away the fact that he's got a fat face and looks like Paul Burrell's twin brother. Keep smirking Piers!

    kermits Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:34

  • surely he should be advertising eau de cunt.

    Why does this national disgrace who put servicemen in danger get a chance to make millions? Fucking sickening

    bradley27 Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:19

  • Burt Reynolds he ain't.

    BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 12:29

  • You're fucking kidding me, right? It's not April 1.

    blaxa Mon, 15/06/2009 - 11:37

  • You're fucking kidding me, right? It's not April 1.

    blaxa Mon, 15/06/2009 - 11:37

  • Burt Reynolds he ain't.

    BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 12:29

  • surely he should be advertising eau de cunt.

    Why does this national disgrace who put servicemen in danger get a chance to make millions? Fucking sickening

    bradley27 Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:19

  • Hasn't he got the smuggest smile ever? mind you, this doesn't take away the fact that he's got a fat face and looks like Paul Burrell's twin brother. Keep smirking Piers!

    kermits Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:34

  • I like Peirs Morgan I think for an older man hes quite good looking better than Simon Cowell anyway who wears his trousers like hes got a wedgy all the time Also Piers is nicer than simon and doesnt slag off theacts all the time. You should be nicer to him really cos he seems like quite a nice person really and not fake like amanda holden who PRETENDS to cry but shes not really.

    trollydolly Mon, 15/06/2009 - 16:03

  • You and punctuation could really hit it off one day.

    kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 23:24

  • Pitty a log didnt fall out of the fire and cremate the smarmy cunt

    carbon cowboy Mon, 27/07/2009 - 23:52

  • Pity you never learnt how to spell pity.....Still your sentiments are in the right place.

    britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 14:25

  • Meat-scented cologne? Did I read correctly? You really got me curious on that Burger King perfume, I really didn't see that coming. And look at Piers, what's he doing naked out there?

    ronny Thu, 23/12/2010 - 00:13

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