Piers Morgan models Burger King fragrance

Piers Morgan

What a whopper!

Mon, 15/06/2009 - 09:29 by HM writer

Try and control yourselves ladies; Piers Morgan has stripped down to nothing but a giant, gold medallion with a strategically placed piece of tasseled cloth to protect his modesty for Burger King's new fragrance, Flame. Yes, we know what you are all thinking...

But that really is Piers' body!*

Oh and Burger King really are releasing their very own fragrance, based on the aroma of the deep-fried and deep-flamed food of their kitchens. Hmmm...

And the meat-scented cologne, Flame, is now available to buy across the UK for just £4.99, following a launch in Selfridges. Bargain!

A spokesperson for Burger King said:

It's a very manly smell. It's a real change from his-and-hers type scents.It's well known that certain foods can increase your libido. Flame has a hint of grilled beef but that has quite masculine connotations. It's almost like a pheromone.

'Cos there's nothing sexier than smelling just like a BK Whopper with a side order of onion rings...

*We've just been informed Morgan's face has actually been superimposed onto a younger, more toned model's body...

Piers Morgan

Comments

Meat-scented cologne? Did I read correctly? You really got me curious on that Burger King perfume, I really didn't see that coming. And look at Piers, what's he doing naked out there?
ronny Wed, 22/12/2010 - 23:13
Pity you never learnt how to spell pity.....Still your sentiments are in the right place.
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:25
Pitty a log didnt fall out of the fire and cremate the smarmy cunt
carbon cowboy Mon, 27/07/2009 - 22:52
You and punctuation could really hit it off one day.
kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 22:24
I like Peirs Morgan I think for an older man hes quite good looking better than Simon Cowell anyway who wears his trousers like hes got a wedgy all the time Also Piers is nicer than simon and doesnt slag off theacts all the time. You should be nicer to him really cos he seems like quite a nice person really and not fake like amanda holden who PRETENDS to cry but shes not really.
trollydolly Mon, 15/06/2009 - 15:03
Hasn't he got the smuggest smile ever? mind you, this doesn't take away the fact that he's got a fat face and looks like Paul Burrell's twin brother. Keep smirking Piers!
kermits Mon, 15/06/2009 - 13:34
surely he should be advertising eau de cunt.

Why does this national disgrace who put servicemen in danger get a chance to make millions? Fucking sickening
bradley27 Mon, 15/06/2009 - 13:19
Burt Reynolds he ain't.
BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 11:29
You're fucking kidding me, right? It's not April 1.
blaxa Mon, 15/06/2009 - 10:37

You're fucking kidding me, right? It's not April 1.
blaxa Mon, 15/06/2009 - 10:37
Burt Reynolds he ain't.
BustySinclair Mon, 15/06/2009 - 11:29
surely he should be advertising eau de cunt.

Why does this national disgrace who put servicemen in danger get a chance to make millions? Fucking sickening
bradley27 Mon, 15/06/2009 - 13:19
Hasn't he got the smuggest smile ever? mind you, this doesn't take away the fact that he's got a fat face and looks like Paul Burrell's twin brother. Keep smirking Piers!
kermits Mon, 15/06/2009 - 13:34
I like Peirs Morgan I think for an older man hes quite good looking better than Simon Cowell anyway who wears his trousers like hes got a wedgy all the time Also Piers is nicer than simon and doesnt slag off theacts all the time. You should be nicer to him really cos he seems like quite a nice person really and not fake like amanda holden who PRETENDS to cry but shes not really.
trollydolly Mon, 15/06/2009 - 15:03
You and punctuation could really hit it off one day.
kwebb Mon, 15/06/2009 - 22:24
Pitty a log didnt fall out of the fire and cremate the smarmy cunt
carbon cowboy Mon, 27/07/2009 - 22:52
Pity you never learnt how to spell pity.....Still your sentiments are in the right place.
britt.read Thu, 15/10/2009 - 13:25
Meat-scented cologne? Did I read correctly? You really got me curious on that Burger King perfume, I really didn't see that coming. And look at Piers, what's he doing naked out there?
ronny Wed, 22/12/2010 - 23:13