But that really is Piers' body!*
Oh and Burger King really are releasing their very own fragrance, based on the aroma of the deep-fried and deep-flamed food of their kitchens. Hmmm...
And the meat-scented cologne, Flame, is now available to buy across the UK for just £4.99, following a launch in Selfridges. Bargain!
A spokesperson for Burger King said:
It's a very manly smell. It's a real change from his-and-hers type scents.It's well known that certain foods can increase your libido. Flame has a hint of grilled beef but that has quite masculine connotations. It's almost like a pheromone.
'Cos there's nothing sexier than smelling just like a BK Whopper with a side order of onion rings...
*We've just been informed Morgan's face has actually been superimposed onto a younger, more toned model's body...
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COMMENTS (8)
You're fucking kidding me, right? It's not April 1.
Burt Reynolds he ain't.
surely he should be advertising eau de cunt.
Why does this national disgrace who put servicemen in danger get a chance to make millions? Fucking sickening
Hasn't he got the smuggest smile ever? mind you, this doesn't take away the fact that he's got a fat face and looks like Paul Burrell's twin brother. Keep smirking Piers!
I like Peirs Morgan I think for an older man hes quite good looking better than Simon Cowell anyway who wears his trousers like hes got a wedgy all the time Also Piers is nicer than simon and doesnt slag off theacts all the time. You should be nicer to him really cos he seems like quite a nice person really and not fake like amanda holden who PRETENDS to cry but shes not really.
You and punctuation could really hit it off one day.
Pitty a log didnt fall out of the fire and cremate the smarmy cunt
Pity you never learnt how to spell pity.....Still your sentiments are in the right place.