
Lose your lunch Monday!
Mon, 15/06/2009 - 14:28 by HM writer
If Papa Lazarou and Dontalla Versace were to have a lovechild, surely former Playboy model Shauna Sands would be the fruit of their labour. It's lose your lunch Monday! *Loses lunch and cancels collagen implants*
The 37-year-old mother-of-three and 1996 Playmate of the Month, was topping up her tan on a beach in Miami in these not-at-all-staged photographs.
America's answer to Jodie Marsh was with her equally as camera shy and natural looking buffed up boyfriend.
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Comments
That's the ex-Mrs Lorenzo Lamas. What a delicate flower!
That's not a woman, that's a blow-up doll.
*appreciates that some might get this confused*
her face is a little bit weird maybe shes had those lip implants. But youve got to admit her body is really good and I dont think she looks like she's 37 which is really old for a playboy model most of those girls are like 17 or something. I think if she was that old she'd be really wrinkly and saggy and not fit like she is. She cant be too ugly cos her boyfriends really fit and he must fancy her I suppose athough I do think hes waaay fitter than she is.
her face is a little bit weird maybe shes had those lip implants. But youve got to admit her body is really good and I dont think she looks like she's 37 which is really old for a playboy model most of those girls are like 17 or something. I think if she was that old she'd be really wrinkly and saggy and not fit like she is. She cant be too ugly cos her boyfriends really fit and he must fancy her I suppose athough I do think hes waaay fitter than she is.
That's not a woman, that's a blow-up doll.
*appreciates that some might get this confused*
That's the ex-Mrs Lorenzo Lamas. What a delicate flower!