Pointless woman Danielle Lloyd wants to revive pointless TV show Blind Date

Bland Date

Thu, 22/01/2009 - 01:00 by chrisns

She hasn't been spotted falling out of a nightclub and flashing her knickers for at least three days, so Danielle Lloyd is taking a new approach to gain column inches. The 'glamour' 'model' is calling for the revival of awful TV show 'Blind Date'. That's not even the best bit; she is pitching herself as the new host.

Let's just pause for a moment here to take stock. We have someone pitching in to be the new host of a TV show that literally no one has asked to have brought back. Amazing.

What makes her think she's qualified? It appears to be geography and the fact that she's still alive.

"I am from Liverpool like [previous host] Cilla Black and I grew up watching the show. I think the time is right to be bringing it back to Saturday nights - and even more so if they actually had a single girl like me hosting it."

In this brief statement, Danielle has managed to express everything that is wrong with the celebrity puddle she swims in - the grasping neediness, the delusion, the I'll-do-anything-to-stay-famous stench.

In the corner, Danielle's fame life-support machine gently hums. We're praying for a power cut.