Hooray! We get to see this year’s pack of fame hungry loons troop into the house again… and they don’t look much more appealing second time around. Hats off though to Wolverine for not participating in the impromptu workout session organised by boxing Russian Child Catcher, Angel. If she’s really only 35 then she’s had a hard life…

Meanwhile all the non-housemates (yes, this ‘twist’ is already irritating) change into their new BB uniforms. Producers treat us to a glimpse of Kris and Charlie’s arses. As Charlie is a former Mr Gay Newcastle this sight will already be familiar to homosexuals across the North East. A heavy burden lies on Kris’s perm as he’s the token fit straight bloke – but he looks like a Jonas Brother FFS! At least last year’s nit wits Dale and Stu had pecs and six packs, Kris just has a cheeky grin and a comedy wig.

Brummie lesbian Lisa wins housemate-ship via the arduous task of answering the phone and chooses Kris to receive the same gift. Hmm. It all seems like a set up already! No one’s shaving golden boy’s monobrow off. "We’re womanisers," she chirps in the diary room. "I could have those blondes but I’ll give Kris a chance first." Yikes. We can hear her Mohicanned-growler snapping from here.

Which left Charlie (“Yeah, like the drug!") to enjoy the diary room spotlight at the end of the show. His moving monologue went thus; “I’d do anything you asked to become a housemate. Anything. It wouldn’t bother me not having eyebrows. I’m smashing. Why aye man. Wee-bee-hee-bee-hee bonnie lad COCK!”

Back tomorrow!

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