To The Bell End?
Mon, 06/07/2009 - 15:41 by Drake Scorpio
Blur returned to London for their homecoming gigs last Thursday and Friday in Hyde Park and it looks like two audience members enjoyed the gig a bit more than everyone else...

Blur returned to London for their homecoming gigs last Thursday and Friday in Hyde Park and it looks like two audience members enjoyed the gig a bit more than everyone else.

What must these two have been on to think that dry humping like this was a good idea?

We tried to think of some better Blur related shagging puns – Cunt-ry House? Girls Who Hump Boys? Beetlebummed? – but failed. Any suggestions welcome.

  • my bf says it's a shame I wasn't with him at Glastonbury when he saw Blur ...... but only after seeing this ;o(

    raychill Tue, 07/07/2009 - 15:30
  • I wouldn't say she's scored there, he looks a right porky bastard. Mind you she's oozing with class, and as Murray said, probably slightly more entertaining than the tits on stage

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:33
  • Must be more fun than watching Blur, mind you...

    murray Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:47
  • fucking animals- probably off their faces on Ket ( likely to be therefore our Australian pals) and unaware what fucking tramps they are being. Jordan suddenly feels like a classy bird.

    kermits Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:31
  • South African or Australians, pricks none the less

    PIGCITY Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:49
  • And he looks like a dwarf

    SotC1 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 20:49
  • Probably a fucking hippy

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 19:42
  • Fancy wanting to fuck someone wearing sandals.

    SotC1 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 19:36
  • Porklife?

    Boffer Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:19
  • Charmless Man or
    This is a Low
    sums it up for me.

    claire Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:15
  • I bet shes a real slut

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:06
  • Well he seemed to enjoy it.

    azur36 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 17:33
  • quelle surprise, no fucking film.

    Edit: It works now.

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 16:51
  • quelle surprise, no fucking film.

    Edit: It works now.

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 16:51
  • Well he seemed to enjoy it.

    azur36 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 17:33
  • I bet shes a real slut

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:06
  • Charmless Man or
    This is a Low
    sums it up for me.

    claire Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:15
  • Porklife?

    Boffer Mon, 06/07/2009 - 18:19
  • Fancy wanting to fuck someone wearing sandals.

    SotC1 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 19:36
  • Probably a fucking hippy

    dickmarsh Mon, 06/07/2009 - 19:42
  • And he looks like a dwarf

    SotC1 Mon, 06/07/2009 - 20:49
  • South African or Australians, pricks none the less

    PIGCITY Tue, 07/07/2009 - 09:49
  • fucking animals- probably off their faces on Ket ( likely to be therefore our Australian pals) and unaware what fucking tramps they are being. Jordan suddenly feels like a classy bird.

    kermits Tue, 07/07/2009 - 10:31
  • Must be more fun than watching Blur, mind you...

    murray Tue, 07/07/2009 - 11:47
  • I wouldn't say she's scored there, he looks a right porky bastard. Mind you she's oozing with class, and as Murray said, probably slightly more entertaining than the tits on stage

    Blartmonster Tue, 07/07/2009 - 12:33
  • my bf says it's a shame I wasn't with him at Glastonbury when he saw Blur ...... but only after seeing this ;o(

    raychill Tue, 07/07/2009 - 15:30

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