Think that being the richest man in the whole of Kissingdom means you can kiss goodbye to student life? Saving Africa/debt/Gap stores obviously hit closer to home than you think...

A great story in this week from a member of staff at one of Island Records' studios.

U2 are recording their next album, but rather than Bono spending his time jotting down couplets or fucking around with Edge's delay pedal, he has taken to spending most of his time labelling all his food in the communal fridge with stickers of his name like a bloody student.

Which leads us to our new weekly (i.e. once in a blue moon) pun game...

*All That Yoghurt You Cant Leave Behind
*Mothers Of The Disappeared Hummus
*Stuck In A Monster Munch You Cant Get Out Of
*Angel Delight of Harlem

Your turn...