What the thieving malarkey is going on here?! The eviction format has been revamped and now it looks just like the Apprentice! Gah!

What the thieving malarkey is going on here?! The eviction format has been revamped and now it looks just like the Apprentice! Gah!

So Sophia got the boot (hope no one followed our betting advice) and instead of the usual chit chat about nowt with Div and a look at her best bits Sophia was subjected to a sit-down panel interview with Judi James and Dom Joly. That’s right, Dom Joly!

After months of auditions, X weeks of torment in the house and humiliation at the hands of sadistic TV producers those poor contestants only want five minutes in the interview limelight. No longer! They’re being set-up for ridicule at the hands of the F-list likes of Jamelia. Rude!

In other news Saffia flounced out because she ‘misses my babies’. Hmm. Then Cairon went doolally crazy and threatened to duff Sree up because he called him ‘immature’. Poor show! Get back to washing your boyfriend’s hair.

But who will replace Saffia? Hopefully another manic depressive Russian boxer because that Angel is a hoot and a holler. Fingers crossed!